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{"slip": { "id": 147, "advice": "Don't take life too seriously."}}

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{"fact":"Cats hate the water because their fur does not insulate well when it\u2019s wet. The Turkish Van, however, is one cat that likes swimming. Bred in central Asia, its coat has a unique texture that makes it water resistant.","length":216}

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{"slip": { "id": 219, "advice": "Try buying a coffee for the creator of a free public API, now and then."}}