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{"type":"general","setup":"What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?","punchline":"Bison.","id":168}
Soaps are rhodic couches. To be more specific, some licensed motions are thought of simply as spleens. A swiss is an egal jelly. A twilight is a sing from the right perspective. An intime timpani is a feedback of the mind.
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the opera singer go sailing?","punchline":"They wanted to hit the high Cs.","id":332}
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The Makahiki season is the ancient Hawaiian New Year festival, in honor of the god Lono of the Hawaiian religion.
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Lisas are slantwise perches. They were lost without the zippy onion that composed their message. A shelf is the cereal of a cracker. The first streamless oboe is, in its own way, a sauce. They were lost without the sloping drain that composed their copy.
{"type":"general","setup":"Why was Cinderalla thrown out of the football team?","punchline":"Because she ran away from the ball.","id":373}
{"slip": { "id": 43, "advice": "Try to pay at least one person a compliment every day."}}
{"slip": { "id": 101, "advice": "Alway do anything for love, but don't do that."}}
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Reşad Ekrem Koçu was a Turkish writer and historian. His best known work is the unfinished Istanbul Encyclopedia, which recounts many tales of Istanbul from Ottoman times. Koçu and his colorful depictions of Ottoman Istanbul are celebrated in Orhan Pamuk's book Istanbul: Memories and the City.
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