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{"slip": { "id": 114, "advice": "Step 1. Give a shit. Step 2. Don't be a dick. Step 3. Know when to let go."}}

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{"fact":"A cat has more bones than a human being; humans have 206 and the cat has 230 bones.","length":83}

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{"fact":"Cats bury their feces to cover their trails from predators.","length":59}

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Nanny McPhee is a 2005 comedy drama fantasy film based on the Nurse Matilda character by Christianna Brand. It was directed by Kirk Jones, coproduced by StudioCanal, Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Pictures, Working Title Films, Three Strange Angels, and Nanny McPhee Productions with music by Patrick Doyle, and produced by Lindsay Doran, Tim Bevan, and Eric Fellner. Set in Victorian England in the 1860s, the film stars Emma Thompson as Nanny McPhee, along with Colin Firth, Kelly Macdonald, Derek Jacobi, Celia Imrie, Patrick Barlow, Imelda Staunton, Thomas Sangster and Angela Lansbury.

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{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a bear with no teeth?","punchline":"A gummy bear!","id":191}

{"slip": { "id": 210, "advice": "You never really grow up."}}

{"fact":"The first true cats came into existence about 12 million years ago and were the Proailurus.","length":91}

{"slip": { "id": 144, "advice": "Pedantry is fine, unless you're on the receiving end. And not a pedant."}}

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