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Edward Vernon Whiton Sr. was an American lawyer, jurist, politician, and Wisconsin pioneer. He was the first elected chief justice of the Wisconsin Supreme Court, and served on the Supreme Court from its establishment in 1848 until his death in 1859. As chief justice, he wrote the court's controversial opinion in the case of Ableman v. Booth, which attempted to nullify the federal Fugitive Slave Act of 1850. He also authored the opinion in Bashford v. Barstow, deciding the outcome of the 1855 Wisconsin gubernatorial election and cementing the role of the Wisconsin Supreme Court as arbiter of the state constitution.
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