{"slip": { "id": 202, "advice": "Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them."}}
{"slip": { "id": 34, "advice": "To improve productivity, always have a shittier task to put off."}}
{"fact":"A cat's whiskers are thought to be a kind of radar, which helps a cat gauge the space it intends to walk through.","length":113}
{"fact":"Most cats had short hair until about 100 years ago, when it became fashionable to own cats and experiment with breeding.","length":120}
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{"fact":"A cat's brain is more similar to a man's brain than that of a dog.","length":66}
{"slip": { "id": 211, "advice": "No \"brand\" is your friend."}}
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